{"product_id":"hands-off-funny-novelty-days-of-the-week-pens-5-piece-set-humorous-office-ballpoint-pens-multicolour","title":"Hands Off Funny Novelty Days of the Week Pens, 5-Piece Set, Humorous Office Ballpoint Pens, Multicolour","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSET OF 5 PENS: Includes one pen for each working day — Monday through Friday — each featuring a unique, humorous phrase to match your mood throughout the week.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eHILARIOUS PHRASES: Each pen is printed with a witty day-of-the-week slogan, including 'Miserable as F**k Monday', 'Tolerating This Bullsh*t Tuesday', 'Why Am I Here Wednesday', 'Zero F**ks Thursday', and 'F**k This Friday'.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eVIBRANT COLOURS: Each ballpoint pen comes in a bold, distinct colour — purple, green, pink, orange, and red — making it easy to grab the right one for the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eGREAT GIFT IDEA: A perfect novelty gift for colleagues, friends, or anyone with a sense of humour who needs a laugh to get through the working week.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003ePRACTICAL AND FUN: These are fully functional ballpoint pens, so you can tackle your daily tasks whilst expressing exactly how you feel about the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printed Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57308862873973,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9750\/2772\/files\/71RG2_8Jo9L._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1782128655","url":"https:\/\/www.printedproducts.co.uk\/products\/hands-off-funny-novelty-days-of-the-week-pens-5-piece-set-humorous-office-ballpoint-pens-multicolour","provider":"Printed Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}